Wilt Decrees End of Spurs Dynasty:
Chamberlain and his fellow Hoop Gods add Popovich to list of coaches condemned to a ringless future for their hack-a-bricklayer antics
The San Antonio Spurs will never win another championship so long as Gregg Popovich remains with the organization. He will not add to his total of four rings this season or anytime soon because he angered the Hoop Gods — particularly their leader — by repeatedly resorting to off-the-ball intentional fouls against Shaquille O’Neal in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs.
From their perch in the Great B-Ball Beyond, the Hoop Gods take seriously their responsibility as guardians of the game. When they see coaches making a travesty of their sport and turning off fans, when they see NBA executives too clueless to fix a rule that invites look-at-me coaches to bring a rhythmic, entertaining game to a screeching halt, they impose their own brand of justice.
Chamberlain, a highly sensitive giant who shot an abysmal .465 from the line in the playoffs, arrived in Hoop Heaven on October 12, 1999 and immediately established himself as the dominant force among the Hoop Gods. Beginning with the 1999-2000 season, he’s made it his mission to make life miserable for the Hack-a-Bricklayer coaches: no rings and much humiliation for them, many rings for the players they’ve sought to embarrass.
The grafs above are from an early draft of an essay that has since been revised and updated and can be found here.
5 Comments:
Hallo Hanz,
Love you blog but you failed to acknowledge one thing. Wilt never got past the Celtics. Although he will rightly punish all hack-do-ers he himself cannot conquer the green curse. That’s why Boston will celebrate its 17th championship soon.
Of course the moment Doc leaves Bean town he will feel the wrath of Wilt.
You called it. Apparently, Red wrestled control of the Hoop Gods Council from Wilt at some point in the last year. By the way, the one time Wilt did get by the Celtics (1967) Red was no longer coaching, having given the job to Russell after the 1966 title (the Celts eighth in a row).
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